bertholdt-fubar:

i’m sorry but every time i see this post

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i just

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foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

im so alive 


generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me



kuuzuuryuu:

have you ever been following someone for a while but they’ve changed their url, icon, and theme so many times that you literally have no idea who they are anymore but you’ve been in mutual follow with them so long that it’s unacceptable to ask

(Source: mikulios)


(Source: viivify)


itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop



kardashy:

maybe the best vine ever


Our cast has the most beautiful eyes

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

Misha: The bluest blue to ever blue.

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Jensen: Fanfiction green.

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Richard: Sunshine going through a glass of whiskey.

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AND THEN THERE’S JARED

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kazard:

This is it, it’s attack on Titan

kazard:

This is it, it’s attack on Titan


daddykinkcapaldi:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane)


So I was in my painting class today…

ignite-mylove-ignite:

shinigamiatyourservice:

and I turned around to look at my friend…

imagedo you sEE

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I DONT UNDERSTAND LIFE

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FUCKING HI

THERES A TIME AND A PLACE FOR MUCKING AROUND


svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

(Source: molgera)


amandayahh:

nyoenglandxamerica:

makotoisthedancingqueen:

koala-infestation:

badtuesday:

The whole show:
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The whole show:image

The whole show:

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The whole show:

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The whole show:

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